"Don't be Ludicrous (Stop the Obamanation)"

Don't be Ludicrous, Stop the Obamanation x 4

Yo, the Dem's were getting ready for a huge coronation
Their leader had experience in community organization?
They said he was the second coming, the second incarnation
And ooh the media drooled with such adoration
My man Rush even said NBC was his own TV station
And ooh how the ladies they all fainted with infatuation
He moved real quickly to go check that respiration
And how he talks about change with such articulation

Don't be Ludicrous, Stop the Obamanation x 4

Then came the questions about his qualifications
Spent twenty years in the Wright, uh huh, I mean wrong congregation
He heard words, bad words, like fire and damnation
WIthout the tele-prompter his words are ah, ah discombobulation
Yo flip, flop, flip, flop too much vacillation
He wants to pull the troops, now that would be some serious devastation
He failed to see the merit in the troop escalation
The cat was playing basketball, what, no troop visitation?

Don't be Ludicrous, Stop the Obamanation x 4

Jesse attacked him, threatened a castration
Ouch ya'll, thats going to be some serious sterilization
I'm talkin' a true global inflammation
Take him to the E.R. to avoid exsanguination
In Canada he would wait and wait too much procrastination
Wait even longer for that breast augmentation
No problem, just increase all the taxation
And if that don't work, don't worry, there's always litigation

Don't be Ludicrous, Stop the Obamanation x 4

His visit to foreign nations caused some serious consternation
Why didn't he learn German for his pontification
Time for more unionization of public education
That's okay he's a rock-star, like others from the California nation
Not to worry, all languages in our schools with illegal immigration
And only Gangsters will have guns, too much trepidation

Don't be Ludicrous, Stop the Obamanation x 4

Yo, check this idea, an oversimplification
An energy plan with proper tire inflation
Also remember, do the tire rotation
Why not throw in some winterization?
The Dem's turned out the lights and went on vacation
That's all you need to know it's a big revelation
Yo, don't be ludicrous, Stop the Obamanation